Fig 1. The Killian

Frater in Lege (The Great Spotted Birder)
Observed Specimen
Specimen observed in natural habitat, utilizing heavy telescopic optics.
Habitat High Altitude / Rocky Mountains
Plumage Performance Fleece & Flannel
Call "Shh! Did you hear that?"
Diet Trail Mix & Craft Brews
A patient and solitary creature, The Killian is most often found motionless on hiking trails, weighed down by an enormous cylindrical lens. He displays a remarkable ability to freeze for hours at a time, waiting for the perfect moment to capture the image of a lesser avian species.